There's an old saying: "putting lipstick on a pig and dressing it in a miniskirt and heels doesn't change the fact that it's still a pig".

OK, it's not an 'old' saying, but it still excites me more than taking a jar and calling it a 'decanter' just because you soak off the label and stick some dried weeds into it.

But then, the pig I have in mind is actually a pretty good looking pig.

With nice tits.