So, the way I sees it: I stuff 10 envelopes an hour, I get $120. If I do this for 8 hours a day, that's $960 a day.

And that works out to $4,800/week, or $240,000 a year if I give myself 2 weeks vacation. Of course, I don't want to sound greedy, so I'll take $192,000 and 12 weeks of holidays instead.

I think I'm going to enjoy this career change.

I'm not even going to acknowledge the ad on the bottom. What am I, a fucking volunteer?