Although it was a tough call, today's ad finds itself in great moments stuff instead of the typoo clinic.




Primarily, because of the second line: 'Get DR@S%K GET LAID!!!'



I've been mulling this one over for more than a year, and I still don't know what the hell they're trying to say. Does this mean that they can't tell you you'll have too much to drink, but they can say you'll fuck someone you've just met?



(Oh, there is, of course, the missing apostrophe in 'wont' in the first line, but we have bigger things to ridicule, so stay with me.



"Party your asses off ...," for those of you with more than one, "... as we move you ..." in case you're too lazy to move on your own. And then ...



AND THEN ...


"... hottest rythems ..."



YESSS!



As they mention in the very first line, I am not going home disappointed.




WHEW.



Pass me a J├Ąger ...