You know, until someone pointed it out to me last week, I never really realized just how much 'junk e-mail' I get.

Turns out, I get about 120 a day!

I guess you really have to go looking for it.

Below, you'll find a combination of screengrabs from my quarantine inbox (where I've discovered the occasional pattern emerge) and screenshots of my favourite junque emails.

Don't be afraid to open up any of the files -- they're quite harmless now.

Home Grown Hey, You
By The
in verse
Hey, That's Me! From Bjorn I said ...
Huh? Scam Spelling
To: me
From: me
Ironic Hard Sell
Subject: Questions Hi