Other versions available that 'do the talking for you' include:

- "Hey, is that our silverware in your purse?"

- "Don't worry about the damage. That heirloom was in our family for far too long anyway."

- "Thanks for the housewarming gift -- I guess the dollar store was having a clearance sale, eh?"

- "Now, why would we expect you to bring food to a 'pot-luck' dinner?"

- "Nonsense -- we always stay up until 3:45 in the morning before an important business meeting with the regional manager."